In Search of the Unknown actual play
This sounds like y'all (and me):
Zack: And you rolled obstinate cowards who are selfish, but loyal.
Steve: Which I think is unfair because I should get to roll for each of them separately.
Zack: Nope, sorry, I can't keep track of all this shit. Which is why Nickar and Shobaffum both know ventriloquism as their only spell and Trebbelos knows Light, Charm Person and ESP.
Steve: These are some useless wizards, dude.